Raymond is reciting Abbott and Costello's Who's on First Base skit]
Charlie: Ray, you're never gonna solve it. It's not a riddle because Who *is* on first base. That's a joke, Ray, it's comedy, but when you do it you're not funny. You're like the comedy of Abbott and Abbott.
John Mooney: Are you disappointed?
Charlie: Disappointed? Why should I be disappointed? I got rose bushes didn't I? I got a used car, didn't I? This other guy, what'd you call him?
John Mooney: The beneficiary.
Charlie: Yeah him, he got $3,000,000 but he didn't get the rose bushes. I got the rose bushes. I definitely got the rose bushes. Those are rose bushes!
John Mooney: Mr. Babbitt, there's no reason to...
Charlie: To what? To get upset? If there is a hell, sir, my father is in it and he is looking up right now and he is laughing his ass off. Sanford Babbitt, you wanna be that guy's son for five minutes? I mean did you hear that letter? Were you listening?
John Mooney: Yes I was. Were you?
Charlie: Um, no, can you repeat it because I can't believe my fucking ears.
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Carmela B. Garcia, 62, Realtor
Kenedy County
Kenedy County
Wide school district
Canceled: Jerry Miller, 39, justice of the peace, will serve on the board.
Kenedy County
Water District
Canceled: Dave DeLaney, 49, vice president of ranching operations at King Ranch, and Jerry Miller, 39, justice of the peace, will serve.
Kleberg County
City of Kingsville
Mayor
(i) Sam R. Fugate, 52, attorney
Tomas R. Sanchez Jr., 63, officer of veteran's services
Commissioners, four seats
(i) Charlie Wilson, 50, marketing and promotions coordinator
(i) Arturo Pecos, 58, retired
Oscar R. Reyes, 46, funeral counselor
Marty A. Ontiveros, 50, teacher/student
(i) Al Garcia, 58, insurance agent
Jesse Rios, 51, retired
(i) Stanley Laskowski, 54, retired
Joseph Ruiz, 32, education adviser
Charter amendment
propositions
Proposition No. 1
Amendment of Article I, Section 2, providing that city boundaries include original boundaries and areas annexed by ordinance.
Proposition No. 2
Amendment of Article II, Section 23, providing for a way to propose and repeal ordinances of the City Commission.
Proposition No. 3
Amendment of Article II, Section 24, providing for a way to recall city elected officials, wording for ballots, restrictions on the time to start a recall, and the effect of a recall on the City Commission.
Proposition No. 4
Amendment of Article V, Section 3, providing that vacancies on the City Commission that are not due to recall be filled by appointment within 90 days.
Proposition No. 5
Amendment of Article V, Section 4, providing that qualifications for the City Commission include no Commission member be more than 90 days late in payments to local taxing authorities and no participation in voting or discussion on an item where there is a conflict of interest.
Proposition No. 6
Amendment of Article V, Section 8, providing that regular and special elections be held as provided by the laws of Texas.
Proposition No. 7
Amendment of Article V, Section 28, providing that the City Commission and certain city employees be bonded by the City.
Proposition No. 8
Amendment of Article V, Section 32, providing that the City Commission may appoint, suspend, and remove the City Manager by majority vote.
Ricardo Independent
School District
Trustee, Position 1
Rosanna G. Arevalo, 40, homemaker
(i) Carol Cannon, 45, teacher
Trustee, Position 2
(i) Gary Pamplin, 48, QA manager
Trustee, Position 3
(i) Carol Radford, 67, homemaker
Kingsville isd
Trustee Place 6
(i) Corando Garza, 56, retired
Trustee Place 7
(i) Juan Garza, 69, placement specialist for special programs at Texas A&M University-Kingsville
Bond Election
Issuance of an amount not to exceed $15 million in school building bonds and the levying of a tax in payment thereof.
Santa Gertrudis isd
Canceled: Incumbents Jill Williams, 41, attorney, and Bob Kinnan, 54, general manager of hospitality, King Ranch, will return.
Riviera isd
Three at-large seats
Sylvia Arguijo, 50, self-employed
Bertha Ramirez, 49, court clerk
(i) Sharon Ketcham, 52, secretary/accounts payable
Lisa West, school counselor, 39
(i) Ronnie Unterbrink, 59, farmer
Vanessa Leeson, secretary, 46, secretary
Mary Caballero, 35, administrative coordinator
(i) Wilson Martin, 75, self-employed
Live Oak County
City of George West
Canceled: Incumbent Elsie Garcia returns in Place 2. No one filed for Place 3 and the council has the right to appoint a member.
George West isd
Single-Member District No. 3
Tim Cobb, 50, pharmacist
John T. Walker, 56, Realtor
Single-Member District No. 6
Chuck Campbell, 47, Valero operator
(i) Cheri Dee Moore, 43, self employed
Rusty Williams, 46, self employed
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